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I just went over a concrete curb.
No reason. I wasn’t speeding or anything, just cruising into a parking lot at like 10 mph and BUMPSCRAPEBUMPWTF!
I’m too scared to get out of my car to check the damage so I’m just sitting here. Trying to stay calm.
Plus I feel really embarrassed so I’m waiting until anyone who could have seen me has cleared the area.
Jesus I hope I get some sleep tonight.
Which, no big deal right? We live in Buffalo. It’s only summer for 90 days.
But at 2 a.m. when you can’t sleep because it feels like you’re trying to nap in an oven, it’s a big fucking deal!!
Plus we can’t open windows because wasps keep pushing their way under the screen.
I miss winter.