xytrex - The knowledge that you are letting nobody down, that everything you post helps, and that you are making a difference. Oh, and also Lego Rock Band as your birthday present
Oh if you only knew my Rock Band love.
Oh but I do. That’s why it’s your present. :)
This is the last part of my hypothetical Xmas list. Please know that if I actually could get you guys this stuff, I totally would.
Happy holidays!
(Note: If I missed you here, or in Part I or Part II, I didn’t do it on purpose and as soon as I realize what I did I’ll feel terrible about it. I went all out of order and disorganized, as is my way, and for this I truly apologize.)
afoolishwit & raptordactyl - BFF necklace charms and a set of those cans connected with a string so you can always stay in touch with each other
amithatboring - A man who’ll jump in a jacuzzi tub & sing every single word of an R. Kelly song to you
bumpcrud - Silverchair, the band, yours to play for you at your command, whenever and wherever
brianicus - A neverending Super Mario Bros game
drbadhands - You’re rarely around these days, so I’d give you the knowledge that I miss you. Also, the recognition you deserve as an extremely gifted poet and a lifetime supply of Pabst Blue Ribbon
edgellace - Incentive to use your tumblr account more often!!!
fuckstick - Two assistants, one to do your schoolwork and one to do you
gsouder - A mechanical bull
jas508 - Unlimited air quotes
jhuitz - The abillity to warp back and forth between countries and immunity to jet lag
jollilama - The Big Book of Knowledge. Illustrated with lots of pretty pictures
nhmagpie - All the time in the world
nicedream - A Toys R Us shopping spree for your daughter and the knowledge that I was going to get you something “Asian” related as a joke but punked out because I was worried about offending you since we don’t really communicate often even though we’ve been following each other forever. Also, my apologies that you are now aware of how long-winded I can be
redtothetone - A million dollar gift certificate to Fredricks of Hollywood and unlimited hair care products
snackajawea - A house full of animals, the four-legged or human variety - you choose
solsilva - A pair of Jimmy Choos
susanimate - The confession that your tweets about a garage sale you had a long, long time ago were the earliest exposure to funny tweeting I had, and they set the bar for my Twitter experience
wadetoblack - Tickets to any concert in the world, a real-life giant rooster for you to ride, and a real-life giant cow for you to milk
whitexbread - A Gucci purse to date your messenger bag so you can turn your “Bag’s Life” photography series into porn, if you so desire
xytrex - The knowledge that you are letting nobody down, that everything you post helps, and that you are making a difference. Oh, and also Lego Rock Band as your birthday present
yidago - The strength to weather the tough times and the knowledge that you & your family are in my heart & thoughts
I couldn’t think of anything to get the following people because I either haven’t known you long, or for whatever reason we haven’t interacted enough for me to get a sense of who you are. It doesn’t make you less important, it just puts getting to know you on my to-do list. In the meantime, know that I’d get you each a million dollars and a candy cane:
anonygirl, ashamedtosay, chiclet, coyotev, davidseymour, emzbulletproof, factualfiction (this is a crime on my part, I should know more about you by now. I suck), garyh, kayleighrose, lindsayloo, mlbmatos, nickapopolus, stereoforbrains, wickedamy, and yhf
“Good morning!” said my loins…
Sometimes I feel bad for posting so many pictures of Colin Firth, but then I remember two things:
Firth: This is *my* tumblr page, and
Second: There’s no second thing I just needed a good set-up for my Firth/First joke
…Why yes I do amuse myself…
cloudya’s Xmas list is the best ever- especially her gifts for me. Too perfect! I think you should get one of everything you want to give to everyone else! Thanks for your thoughtfulness. xo
Aw, you’re very, very welcome!! It’s the least I could do after everyone’s encouragement and support. :)
This is Part II of my hypothetical Xmas gift list. Happy holidays!
(Note: I’m still not finished. Hypothetical Xmas shopping is hard!)
apricotica - Sharpened knives and a promise not to ask why you need them
cravenheart - Catnip
girl11eleven - Your dream job and a girl’s night out (the second one would be more for me ‘cause FUN!)
gorillasushi - The upgradiest of the most upgraded photoshop software
groverviolet - A poster-size, framed professional painting of the Fur Kid
lovelyanomaly - An assistant to do all the grading and teaching and any other, ahem, duties
piscesinpurple - College fund for Bean and, hell, the whole island of Grenada
ruthakers - Vodka of the month club membership
theacerbic1 - Full pimp gear and my thanks for all the times you pimped out my tweets
thejohnblog - A million dollar gift certificate for itunes and my word that I won’t kill you for that picture of me on the bearskin “ruNg”
What does AnalyzeWords do?
AnalyzeWords helps reveal your personality by looking at how you use words. It is based on good scientific research connecting word use to who people are.
Apparently, I’m spacy y’all. That explains why I’m failing miserably at this Biochem PhD thing…
This is my hypothetical Xmas gift list, assuming money and logistics weren’t an issue. You all are such an important part of my life, and I wanted to let you know. Happy Holidays!!
(Note: This is only Part I, so if I left you out it’s not because I’ve forgotten you, but because I’m not finished yet.)
misscook - Trent Reznor- hog-tied, Spanish-flied and ready to go
You’d better come through, because this Colin guy is NOT happy about his current confinement. At least I think he’s unhappy. It’s hard to tell since he’s being all British about it.
Anyhoo, what color bow would you like him wrapped in?
Please put him in a full business suit, the stuffier and British-er (?) the better, and I will take it from there. You’re the bestest. Heart you!
This is my hypothetical Xmas gift list, assuming money and logistics weren’t an issue. You all are such an important part of my life, and I wanted to let you know. Happy Holidays!!
(Note: This is only Part I, so if I left you out it’s not because I’ve forgotten you, but because I’m not finished yet.)
beeftongue - A book of art. The naked kind.
blanddiva11 - A big bouquet of flowers and an antique angel ornament. And a T-Rex toy for Bailey
breeder - A month at the spa
donchiefnerd - Skybox seats at Fenway Park (if there’s such a thing, I’m sports-retarded)
dresspants - A heated indoor swimming pool and a new bike and a new camera
jala - Something artsy and creative and beautifully designed. And a sketchpad. And a blowup Princess Leia doll
lafix - A year’s supply of toenail polish
misscook - Trent Reznor- hog-tied, Spanish-flied and ready to go
mrdtweet - A McMuffin. Sorry, you and McMuffins are forever linked in my head…
fingerpainting (aka muchty) - Joss Whedon fan club membership
pigtailsandcombatboots - A pair of rockin, neon pink Doc Martens
plaidlemur - A set of clavicles. I’ll let you choose the donor.
rexhuppke - A Pulitzer. Not that you won’t win it on your own someday, I just want to give you your first one
sblaufuss - Fight club membership (headbutt away!)
thefount - A Mentor-of-the-year award, for all the science counseling
therealcherilyn - Fur covered handcuffs. And a promise never to go all squealy, mushy, girly on you
tiffanyjmoore - A copy of “Loving Mr. Darcy”, a book of softcore porn based on Pride & Prejudice. Also, permission to envision Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy while you read it, if you so desire
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