October 2010
90 posts
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I think I was at the Miami Tweetup all of 15...
I can’t handle my liquor, and it only took one glass of beer before I was out of hand.
I was loud. I was obnoxious. I was annoying.
I pissed off a couple of people, and that kind of sucks.
But I did it to myself, like the Radiohead song. (And that’s what really hurts.) All those people that I annoyed and aggravated? In the end they’re just people, and they’ll get...
It’s been a really, really long time since a man looked at me like I was beautiful.
It’s been a really long time since I’ve felt beautiful.
September 2010
90 posts
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Ketamine
I take a deep breath and slip further down the rabbit hole. They sit on either side of me and smile. They’re the only ones I trust and the only ones I don’t trust. I love them and I hate them. I wouldn’t be here with anybody else.
I look down and see a cat watching me. Its tail pendulums thoughtfully as its eyes hold mine.
“The kitty wants some kitty,” I say.
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Invisaligns
Me: I don’t know if I can do this without a mirror.
Orthodontist: Sure you can. I’ll cheer you on from behind.
Me: Okay. Okay, I think it’s in.
Ortho: Lemme see? Yeah. It’s in.
Me: It’s in?
Ortho: Yep, perfect. See? You’re a natural.
Me: At putting things in my mouth. Yes. Awesome.
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Guess who just wrote a 600 word short story and submitted it to a short fiction contest!
Guess who’s so proud of her very first follow-through that her hands are shaking!
Guess who’s now going to spend the rest of the night in front of the television doing her best not to have a single, original thought!
(It’s me! It’s me!)
At the triathlon shower tent
Mom: Look, that guy’s shorts are slowly falling off.
Me: *giggles*
Mom: Woooo! You’re almost there! You’re almost there!
Me: Mom!
Mom: What? Maybe I’m shouting at the people still racing.
Me: Oh my god, I see butt crack.
Mom: Woooo! Finish line!
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sblaufuss asked: *giant, squeezy hug*
