March 2010
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Truthful Tuesday
I have way too many blank spots in my formative years. Some are consciously placed there, but most are a result of drugs and/or alcohol. The scariest blank spots are the ones that aren’t completely blank, but are just blurry half-memories of faceless men and searching hands. I hate myself for this.
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akaperdant asked: You are so right, who doesn't like the snuggie?
It's almost blasphemy to speak ill of the snuggie, right?
Um, where do you stand on people who fake owning a snuggie?
Like they found a huge old robe at the thrift store, and now they wear it backwards on the couch, and watch hours of NCIS on the USA network, and you've become one with the remote, and forgotten...
It's almost blasphemy to speak ill of the snuggie, right?
Um, where do you stand on people who fake owning a snuggie?
Like they found a huge old robe at the thrift store, and now they wear it backwards on the couch, and watch hours of NCIS on the USA network, and you've become one with the remote, and forgotten...
Stab stabby stab?
You know how you drag yourself in on a rainy Monday morning and there’s that one girl who’s already been there for half an hour and already made coffee and she’s all smiles and dance moves and she’s bopping around to the Black Eyed Peas?
I’m that girl this morning! And it feels really good. And it turns out that being annoying is just a side benefit.
I want to be Cate Blanchett when I grow up
I want to be graceful and poised and sophisticated. Also, tall.
I am very disappointed to hear that you don't want...
As I will now have to kill you.
♥
notreallythisguyles asked: 1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10....
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound or noise do you love?
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10....
Sometimes I make windows in my life, and then my heart hurts for everything that might’ve been. I grow heavy with love and longing and loss, and I cry for the life I could’ve had. These empty windows that I’ve made.
Serious question
What do you think when you see a girl walk into a diner with wet hair? It’s brushed, but no attempt has been made to dry it and it’s not raining outside.
I’m asking for myself because I want to know what those people at the corner table were saying about me.
?
We're watching 500 Days of Summer
and the part very early on where Zoey Deschanel’s character proclaims she doesn’t believe in love, my husband turns to me and says, “This girl’s an idiot.”
I love my husband.
thefount asked: Ok, you've just been given superpowers by someone's irresponsible lack of radiation safety in the lab. Which superpowers did you get?
Secret tumblr message
Get naked.
He palms the breadth of me my hungering Solomon and I open my eyes to find I am half the woman I used to be.
thejohnblog asked: Question: If a drunken jerk comes on to you at a bar, and you tell him to step off, he continues, then Ken steps in and the guy says or does something else to set him off, are you the type to be PISSED at Ken for getting into a fight instead of walking away, or the kind to pounce him like Tigre' later because of it?
timbalanced-deactivated20110419 asked: Do you wear a cape when prestidigitating science?
idsploder asked: What if Colin Firth came up to you and your husband and made an indecent proposal? But for $1,000,000 he wanted to sleep with your HUSBAND.
NOW what?
NOW what?
dresspants asked: I would loooove to go to Chicago but the timing is so unfortunate for me right now. But soon as I can head down to one of these things I will. You gotsyerself a hug date rain check my deah.
What television show(s) was(were) most influential in your formative years?
What television show(s) was(were) most influential in your formative years?
coyotesqrl asked: Are there really a statistically significant number more songs about rainbows than one would expect about atmospheric phenomena?
akaperdant asked: Colin Firth makes an "indecent proposal" to you and your husband.
He wants to pay a million dollars for the pleasure of your company for one weekend.
You will have to do nothing you don't want to.
Do you giggle and faint?
Or do you giggle and faint? :P
He wants to pay a million dollars for the pleasure of your company for one weekend.
You will have to do nothing you don't want to.
Do you giggle and faint?
Or do you giggle and faint? :P
timbalanced-deactivated20110419 asked: Do you wear a top hat and monocle when performing science?
"Top hat." Isn't that redundant?
"Top hat." Isn't that redundant?
strangeninja asked: Okay Madam President,
Do you rule with an iron fist or a soft hug?
Or do you hug and then punch in the back of the head, but not with an iron fist, maybe like an aluminum foil fist or something not quite as hard?
Also, can we have a secret handshake?
Do you rule with an iron fist or a soft hug?
Or do you hug and then punch in the back of the head, but not with an iron fist, maybe like an aluminum foil fist or something not quite as hard?
Also, can we have a secret handshake?
anarchyandscotch asked: ?
thejohnblog asked: BTW. Whenever I see pics of you and Ken, it's painfully obvious you two are going to have one cute baby. Not a question, but if you want one... boy or girl?
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timbalanced: Wishing for the Death of Glenn Beck? →
Somebody is wishing for the death of Glenn Beck. Has anybody condemned this yet? Has anybody that’s said it’s stupid for you to wish harm against another human condemned this yet? I haven’t seen it. I searched Twitter and Tumblr and haven’t seen one post about it. Probably because Glenn Beck…
I didn’t heart John’s post because I didn’t see it. But had I seen it, I might...
“You’re like a cappuccino. You’re all light and foamy and sweet at...”
– My friend to me. Right before I giggled and then SHANKED HIM!
I get a shamefully inappropriate amount of joy...
iamnotdiddy asked: Me or Colin Firth? Be honest.
thetaoofpaul asked: How on earth did you manage a week without coffee?! To me that's like a week without sunshine, or air, or cigarillos. Or coffee.
“The concept of being in love with someone throws me. I understand “liking”...”
– me. (via misscook)
I think it’s like, say, drinking coffee. People can tell you what it’s like until you’re ready to puke. But until you experience the coffee for yourself, you won’t get that firsthand experience necessary to complete your knowledge of what coffee means. But...
Celebrity Crush
Freddog asked about our celebrity crushes, and although I would love to participate, I’m pretty sure nobody wants to hear any more about my celebrity crush. You all know who it is.
But the meme got me thinking about how there’s safety in being attracted to someone you can never have and will never know. My celebrity crush will never disappoint me because in my mind he’s...
idsploder asked: Seeing as you're a scientist and all, do you think it might be possible to clone yourself? I totally want a cloudya BFF. There's probably a thriving, untapped market there. You could make cash money.
moegreeb-deactivated20100812-de asked: Hey. You do science and stuff. How could I use science to make myself more awesome?
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Play
There are lines I read and parts I play, and sometimes the role comes easily. Sometimes I slip into the person I aim to be and I wear her like a second skin. I am happy then, and I am quiet. And the world spins about me and I hold myself in orbit.
But not always.
“I know that people did go mad and thought I was some kind of sex symbol,...”
– said Colin Firth, in his sexy accent with those sexy lips and that sexy demure way. Oh Colin, less talky-talky, more licky-licky. Biting’s good too.
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