I used to drink Frappucinos
Then, one day, at a totally random Starbuck’s I’d never visited before, I ordered a soy mocha. The barista, who I’d never met before in my life, made a face.
“You strike me more as a Frappuccino kind of girl,” he said.
Mind. Blown.
I was a “type”. I was Frappuccino girl. I was frozen, sweet, fluffy, drink-your-caffeinated-beverage-through-a-straw girl. A ball of cotton. A souffle. It was so plain even a stranger could see it.
The fuck?!
It threw me for such a loop that to this day I can’t order a frappuccino without feeling shame.
True story.
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saidme said:
Ever since that Starbucks guy got fired for posting his song on youtube about fat, rich ladies ordering Grande Skinny Vanilla Lattes, I have hated myself…as I order a Tall SVL instead.
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catty1 said:
As a former barrista (not at Strbx) I interpret that this way: you don’t seem like the prissy uptight person who orders a soy anything! ;)
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tymethiefslongerthoughts said:
You know… there’s nothing WRONG with being a Frappuccino kind of girl. I mean… I’m a caramel macchiato kind of girl which I think while not fluffy has even more sugar and comes with a giant caramel splattered dash of whipped cream on top….
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thefount said:
Huh. A douchey barista? That’s a first.
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