I'm really lazy. I never clean up a spill because I figure - that's what evaporation is for. Typing this made me tired...

I write things. Also, I post pictures of things. Like my kid and Colin Firth. Not the two of them together but, like, separately and OHMYGOD HOW HAVE YOU NOT HIT THE FOLLOW BUTTON ALREADY?!?!?

Gmail me at ccr002

Clicky-click below to go to my Etsy shop!

 

Things that have been near your ass DO NOT go in your mouth.

Me to Brandon.  But it’s really good advice for us all.

  1. thefount said: I believe I remember hearing fairly similar advice in Clerks 2, though in somewhat different terms.
  2. friedlinguini said: Now you tell me. Why couldn’t you have posted this twenty minutes ago?
  3. anarchyandscotch said: You would be TERRIBLE at directing porn movies.