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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

You guys I have LITERAL. BUTTHURT.

I have coccyxgodynia. I have to stay off my ass for a week.

I swear I’m going to write a musical about my life. It’s going to be a tragicomedy where the main character is a plucky young woman with a literal pain in the ass. People will think I’m being all metaphorical because no one will believe this kind of shit REALLY HAPPENS TO ME!

  1. tj said: both The Wife and I had surgery on our tailbones (within a year or two of each other, back in college when we were still dating) so we can feel your pain! Just remember: Keep it elevated! (wait, what? That might have been a different thing.)
  2. girl-detective said: Ouch. Sorry.
  3. rsmallbone said: Too much buttsex.
  4. monkeyfrog said: Sex on a cement floor? I read about that once.