Cloudya

This is my hypothetical Xmas gift list, assuming money and logistics weren’t an issue. You all are such an important part of my life, and I wanted to let you know. Happy Holidays!!

(Note: This is only Part I, so if I left you out it’s not because I’ve forgotten you, but because I’m not finished yet.)

beeftongue - A book of art. The naked kind.

blanddiva11 - A big bouquet of flowers and an antique angel ornament. And a T-Rex toy for Bailey

breeder - A month at the spa

donchiefnerd - Skybox seats at Fenway Park (if there’s such a thing, I’m sports-retarded)

dresspants - A heated indoor swimming pool and a new bike and a new camera

jala - Something artsy and creative and beautifully designed. And a sketchpad. And a blowup Princess Leia doll

lafix - A year’s supply of toenail polish

misscook - Trent Reznor- hog-tied, Spanish-flied and ready to go

mrdtweet - A McMuffin. Sorry, you and McMuffins are forever linked in my head…

fingerpainting (aka muchty) - Joss Whedon fan club membership

pigtailsandcombatboots - A pair of rockin, neon pink Doc Martens

plaidlemur - A set of clavicles. I’ll let you choose the donor.

rexhuppke - A Pulitzer. Not that you won’t win it on your own someday, I just want to give you your first one

sblaufuss - Fight club membership (headbutt away!)

thefount - A Mentor-of-the-year award, for all the science counseling

therealcherilyn - Fur covered handcuffs. And a promise never to go all squealy, mushy, girly on you

tiffanyjmoore -  A copy of “Loving Mr. Darcy”, a book of softcore porn based on Pride & Prejudice. Also, permission to envision Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy while you read it, if you so desire