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I had lunch with a new friend today. We had a fancy girl’s lunch and I managed to act like a semi-normal girl. At some point the subject of Colin Firth came up. I swear I didn’t bring it up! Except I’m lying because I did.

Claudia’s tip for making and keeping friends #1: Don’t show all your crazy at once. Modulate that shit!

When the topic of Firth came up I very calmly announced that I “like” Colin Firth, and then went on to talk about movies in general. Because five minutes earlier I had slammed my hand down on the table, rolled my eyes back like I was seeing Jesus, and moaned, “Oh my God I LOOOVE older men.”

So I figured I had used up my allotment of crazy time.

*curtsy*