Nugget doesn’t care about threats (“If you don’t stop kicking me I’m going to name you Bojangles McGee”) or bribery (“Settle down and let me sleep for two hours and I’ll see to it that you get an Xbox for your first birthday”). All Nugget cares about is seeing what prolonged sleep deprivation will do to his mother. But that’s okay because I’m sure I’ll get plenty of sleep once he’s born, right? Right??