I write for money. I'm broke a lot.

Also? Colin Firth could get it.


Gmail me at ccr002

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If you really loved me you’d bind, gag, and deliver this to me.

If you really loved me you’d bind, gag, and deliver this to me.

Check it, I just bought porn at the used books store for a dollar.

Check it, I just bought porn at the used books store for a dollar.

There are many things in life that I don’t understand

Quantum physics, for instance. Or how the stock market works.

Or why, for the love of all that is good and holy, Colin Firth continues to take roles that call for him to use an abominable American accent.

Happy birthday Colin Firth!

Thank you for giving me an excuse to eat cake!

Happy birthday Colin Firth!

Thank you for giving me an excuse to eat cake!

Me:  Google!  “Colin Firth orgasm gif”!  Enter!
Google:  Sigh…

Me:  Google!  “Colin Firth orgasm gif”!  Enter!

Google:  Sigh…

Let me explain.  No, there is too much.  Let me sum up:

I like my fantasy sexy time men over 50 and British.

And over 50.

And British.

Did I mention I like them over 50?  (And British.)