I'm a writer.
I write things.
But only for an hour a day because I'm also a stay-at-home mom.
To a toddler.
Yeah...
Gmail me at ccr002
Clicky-click below to go to my Etsy shop!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up:
I like my fantasy sexy time men over 50 and British.
And over 50.
And British.
Did I mention I like them over 50? (And British.)
I dunno. I blame the fever.
Colin Firth’s guest DJ project on radio station KCRW
Featuring Massive Attack and, well, Colin Firth…
Tune in, turn it on, get turned on
Bite your lip and close your eyes
Blabbity blah blah
I shit you not.
Also my birthday is in December…
That awkward moment right before a first kiss.
Natalie Portman is Colin Firth’s penis.
I google what I google. Leave me alone.
This is an actual thing on iTunes.
How I stumbled across it is not important.
Darcy in the Pond Journal.
Available from Cafepress.
Me: Hey! I completely forgot I’d pre-ordered this!
Ken: I thought you said you were over the whole Colin Firth thing.
Me: Oh yeah I totally am.
Ken: Maybe we can give this to my dad.
Me: Well when I say “over” I just mean “not under” haha.
Ken: What?
Me: I don’t know gimme my movie
